They were locked away in stasis, hidden from the human world, in an antiquated piece of obsolete entertainment tech known as a VHS cleaner tape. Their restful prison, where they would remain until the end of time, was foolproof.
But thanks to a greedy shop owner and an analog cinephile named Joe, those mischievous creatures not of this world were free once more. They would make Joe pay for disturbing their slumber.
Become the alien. Invade Joe's prized film collection. Dodge his remote-controlled attacks as you destroy that which he most cherishes.
Be gross. Be evil. Be EPIC.
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But right now these mischievous aliens are vacant thanks to a greedy store owner and movie buff, Joe. He would have to pay for disturbing her sleep.
Go alien. Invade Joe's movie compilation. Destroy what he loves most while avoiding his attacks.
Be gross. Be bad. Be EPIC.
They were motionless and cloaked from the universe in a piece of technology: a VHS video. His prison was quiet but strong.
